Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a “leitmotif”
WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU
if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want
US secret hack #20
whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg
Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.
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get in the monkey ball shinji
one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy
closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette
was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”
im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened